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deus_ex_vir) wrote2012-03-26 02:16 pm
deus_ex_vir) wrote2012-03-26 02:16 pm
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[The video opens with a lovely shot of Espen's shoulders. Noticing this, he tilts the journal up to show his face. The backdrop behind him is the door of his room, which he leans against. He looks and sounds calm enough, though one might notice a jittery undertone to his speech.]
Hello, kidnappers! Espen here with today's weather. It's going to be cloudy with a chance of where the fuck am I. Temperatures will be in the upper this room is shitty and the lower what is this journal thing. [The video rattles as he slides down on his back. There's the floor.] We've got a continental arctic air mass sweeping down from I need to go home, but it might get swept away in the jet stream. That's all for today. Stay classy, medieval castle. Staaay classy.
[The video ends, but turns back on again quickly, sort of like an afterthought.]
But really, extended and snarky metaphors aside: answers would be great right now, please and thank you. [Espen stands up and spins around in idle circles. Warning: motion blur.] I'm sorry for whatever I did. Well, not really, probably. It's the thought that counts, right? Yeah. [Salute.] Espen, over and out.
Hello, kidnappers! Espen here with today's weather. It's going to be cloudy with a chance of where the fuck am I. Temperatures will be in the upper this room is shitty and the lower what is this journal thing. [The video rattles as he slides down on his back. There's the floor.] We've got a continental arctic air mass sweeping down from I need to go home, but it might get swept away in the jet stream. That's all for today. Stay classy, medieval castle. Staaay classy.
[The video ends, but turns back on again quickly, sort of like an afterthought.]
But really, extended and snarky metaphors aside: answers would be great right now, please and thank you. [Espen stands up and spins around in idle circles. Warning: motion blur.] I'm sorry for whatever I did. Well, not really, probably. It's the thought that counts, right? Yeah. [Salute.] Espen, over and out.
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Ha! You, my dear peon, have messed with the wrong villain! I am the master of retorts! The King of Witty Banter! The suzerain of repartee.
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Oh, Honestly-- haven't you got anything wittier?! I can't do much with that.